Anonymous Threatens To Expose Ted Cruz Prostitution Scandal

Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/26/2016 - 16:29

BOMBSHELL: DID TED CRUZ CHEAT ON HIS WIFE WITH THESE FIVE WOMEN? (BECAUSE IT’S SURPRISING HE COULD EVEN GET ONE)

from The Daily Sheeple:

The National Enquirer is claiming to have the explosive goods on presidential candidate Ted Cruz and his not one, but five mistresses.
First of all, it’s sad when the National Enquirer is considered a legit news source these days, as in a source of actual journalism, versus the mainstream media which never does it’s job anymore unless there’s an Establishment agenda. The Enquirer, if you’ll remember, broke the cheating scandals of John Edwards, Tiger Woods, and Jesse Jackson which all turned out to be true… So the Enquirer likely wouldn’t be floating this story if they didn’t actually have the dirt on Ted (they have a reputation to uphold, after all).
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Trump Aide "Spills The Beans" On Heidi Cruz As Media Goes Crazy Over #CruzSexScandal

Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/26/2016 - 15:08

Europe Is Paying A Heavy Price For Complacency As Existential Crisis Deepens

Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/26/2016 - 18:15 History teaches that ethnic minorities can bring about unrest in the long run. Current European leadership and European leading elites have maneuvered Europe into a situation that will spin out of control and result in a vicious circle of violence. Europe faces an existential crisis.

Krugman Goes To Japan, Scolds Abe For Worrying About Quadrillion Yen Debt Pile, Leaves

Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/26/2016 - 17:55 “About two years ago, I had a pleasure meeting with you, Professor Krugman. We were talking during that time that a rocket has to go out of the atmospheric region, which means that an escape velocity has to be earned in order to lift the Japanese economy out of deflation and we were looking for a good speed to do that. We worry about the accumulated debt. That is a source of another concern. What to do about it?”
 

This Is What's Happening To People Who Live Near The Worst Gas Leak In US History

Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/26/2016 - 17:00 “They’ve stopped saying everything’s fine. I’ve got two words for ‘everything’s fine’: Flint, Michigan.” On February 18, SoCalGas and the national media declared the “worst methane gas leak in U.S. history” permanently sealed, but just over a month later, hundreds of Porter Ranch residents who evacuated — and are now returning home — are suffering the same symptoms they suffered when the gas leak was active.

I Love The Smell Of Napalm In The Market

Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/26/2016 - 17:25

Japan's Finance Minister Accidentally Reveals How It All Ends: "War"

Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/26/2016 - 14:31 While this all started with a currency "war," it seems - according to a stunningly candid transcript of Japan's finance minister's conversation with none other than Paul Krugman - that the real endgame here is actual war. Aso remarked that "a similar [deflationary mindset] had occurred in the US in the 1930s. What solved the question? War! Because World War II had occurred during the 1940s and that became the solution for the United States. [We] have to switch [the Japanese] mindset... we are looking for the trigger."

Bombshell: King Of Jordan Blames Turkey For Terror In Europe, Says Israel "Looks Other Way" On Al-Qaeda

Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/26/2016 - 16:01 "President Erdogan believes in a radical Islamic solution to the problems in the region. The fact that terrorists are going to Europe is part of Turkish policy."

You Are (Still) Here

Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/26/2016 - 15:30 Buybacks blacked out, option expiration ramp over, and real investors fleeing... what happens next?

What Happened When I Tried to Take $1500 Cash Out of Bank of America-Bank Holiday is Near

by Dave Hodges, The Common Sense Show:

A funny thing happened on my way to writing on a very controversial topic. It just so happens that I inadvertently made my own news. To those who expected to read how the criminal elite are going stop Donald Trump short of singular assassination plot, that story will be printed on this site, tomorrow.
Yesterday, I went to Bank of America to withdraw $1500 cash. You would of thought I had a sign around my neck saying that I was a heroin dealer.
The teller went and got a bank officer who began to question me:
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Thunder CLOuds Arrive: 6 CLOs Hit Triggers, Fail Tests

Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/26/2016 - 15:05 There's trouble brewing in the leveraged loan market as cracks continue to show in post-crisis CLOs. As we reported late last month, the number of CLO 2.0 deals’ equity tranches currently having NAV below zero has risen to 453. Given that, we weren't terribly surprised to learn that 6 CLO 2.0s are failing their interest diversion tests and another 20 are within a point of hitting their triggers.

It's Not The Economy, Stupid; Barron's Admits "It's A Bullard Market"

Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/26/2016 - 14:00 It appears the complete decoupling from economic reality of the so-called US equity 'market', combined with the collapse in a data-dependent Fed's credibility - topics we have extensively covered - has reached the mainstream. Barron's always-insightful Randy Forsyth exposes the ugly reality that this is a "Bullard" market and we are just living in it as the flip-flopping Fed head is "the most visible telltale of the shifting winds of Fed expectations. Investors navigating the choppy waters of the financial markets are forced to change tacks accordingly."

"Democratic Socialism" Explained (In 29 Words)

Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/26/2016 - 13:30 Fascism... Communism... Socialism... Democratic Socialism... They are all evil!

Hawaii May Become First State In US To Decriminalize All Drugs

Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/26/2016 - 12:57 Following Portugal’s model, Hawai`i could become the first state in the U.S. to decriminalize all drugs - including cocaine and even heroin.

In New Video, North Korea Threatens To "Slap" America With Giant Nuclear Strike On Lincoln Memorial

Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/26/2016 - 12:22 "The United States must choose! It’s up to you whether the nation called the United States exists on this planet or not.”

"Dirty Bomb" Fears Rise As Belgian Nuclear Facilities Seen As Vulnerable To ISIS Attacks

Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/26/2016 - 09:30 Although Belgian nuclear officials say reports that a guard was killed and his access badge stolen are "false," there's little question that the country's nuclear facilities have a questionable safety and security record. That, combined with the fact that at least one ISIS member had access to a reactor at Doel in 2012, has experts worried that Belgium's nuclear facilities will be the next target for the now famous Brussels cell.

Five Years That Changed Silver Forever

How did JPMorgan come to acquire hundreds of millions of ounces of physical silver?
by Ted Butler, Silver Seek:
Ask any casual observer of the silver market what happened to the metal over the past five years and you’re likely to hear how the price fell from nearly $50 in April 2011 to under $14 at recent lows – a stunning decline of 70%. If you inquire further, you’ll likely hear a number of reasons for the decline, ranging from an oversupply of the metal, a strengthening dollar, falling inflation rates, and the collapse of the commodities markets.
What you will not hear is how a specific development has transpired over the past five years that ensures a coming explosion in the future price of silver beyond the most bullish predictions and optimistic upside targets. You’re also not likely to hear that the stunning decline in the price of silver over the past five years was a deliberate feature of an unusually bullish development that promises to change forever the future price landscape.
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Against The Grain: Media And The Shaping Of The Political Mindscape

by Natalie Vein, Gold and Liberty:

It was only a couple of weeks ago, that I found myself on the athenian subway, after a long day of blissfully strolling around the city looking for pink, cute, useless stuff to buy for my baby niece. A middle aged gentleman was sat next to me, reading his mainstream newspaper, and audibly disapproving of the front page news. I sneaked a peak, ever curious as I am; Apparently, a new wave of cruel cuts was afoot for the greek national pension scheme, and apparently it was all Angela Merkel´s fault, directly and personally. “Unbelievable”, he turned to me and said, “You know, this whole crisis is part of the plan to stop the Left from spreading throughout Europe, it’s those german elites and the big companies that have taken our government hostage.”
I should have resisted, by now I know a lost battle when I see one, but I thought “hey, why not, let’s see what happens”. Thus, I replied with all the casual urban politeness I could muster: “So… How do you suppose the government would save us then? If, you know, they hadn’t been taken hostage by the elites”.
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The System Will Implode When Central Bank Intervention Fails

by Dave Kranzler, Investment Research Dynamics:

The economic reports released this morning added to the near-continuous flow of information reflecting a U.S. economy that is likely contracting, for the most part. Perhaps the only “fundamental” variable not contracting is the hot air coming from the Fed.
In today’s release of its “services” PMI, Markit explains: “The US economy is going through its worst growth spell for three and a half years…and the worst may be to come as the greatest concern is the near-stalling of new business growth.”
The core durable goods new orders index released today dropped for the 13th month in a row – Zerohedge points out that it is the longest “non-recessionary” stretch of consecutive monthly drops in 70 years.
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